Monday maaadness
“You a hood skeezer I should squeeze ya for smokin all ma good reefa”
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Estelle on LETTERMAN
Her performance is glorious and the live arrangement is ill! Plus ya girl looks fly as always!
HUUUUGEEEE LOOK!
This woman gave birth six weeks ago?!
I’m in shock. Halle Berry gave birth to her first child less than two months ago, and yet here she is at an event over the weekend looking like she’s just been on a holiday in the Caribbean. Halle, like the ridiculously well-preserved Stacey Dash, is 42 YEARS OLD. What the fuck?!! These women need to share their secrets and fast cos they’re putting 20 year olds like myself to shame.
WHY O WHY
Here are just a few of the many questions I ask myself on a daily basis..people help me out PLEASE!
why are there so many men in exsistance that dont know how to wash thier armpits?
why do the only men I get approached by smell like they have had a dead rat livin in their mouth for the last few months?
Why do men always feel it necessary to keep a relationship a secret at least for the first few months?
Why is it that two good people can never have a successful relationship, but two people that are fucked up as all hell manage to stay together for decades?
Why do men always try and use the same line on every woman “baby I dont wanna put it all the way in jus a little”?
Why do some men swear they are givin you the climax of your life when in all reality you could do it better your GODDAM self?
Why are women labelled golddiggers, if they want a man who has money and prospects?
why is it that 99.9 % of the men I come across lately have better eyebrows then me?
Why do I get approached by the shortest men in the world when Im damn near 5″8?
Why do all men think its acceptable just to come over to your house and chill! What happened to takin a girl out?
Im done for now when I think of some more I’ll holla back folks!
RECORD OF THE WEEK
Is it soul? powder pop? dance? soca? Hi life?
who cares!
It friggin makes the rectum quiver its that good.
The album is out in may 2008 and produced by bjorn from ‘peter bjorn and john’ which leads me to believe commercial success could be around the corner.
SWEEDEN STAND UP as for the first time in a long time i can scream the word NEXT as Lykke Li got that!
Thoughts?
Get Familiar
I’m going to show some things that at first glance actually made me rip out a little bit of my hair. I have a habit of screaming at things I like.
I worked out on people, it’s not such a good idea.
Ashish, who I stalk on a regular. (You will probably hear me talk about him alot.) He is the only designer who’s stuff will get pulled off the rail and straight to the till. Get familiar. These cherries are doing alot.
Why did McQueen bring out my dream bag in purple! The Elvie. This bag is…
Ok I have no words. Lets just enjoy the glimmer of the crocodile leather. Aghh.
It’s only £1,010.00. Bargain! I am scarily trying to justify this.
Crocodile feels good under my thumbs. Get Familiar.
Louise Goldin. Knitwear Queen. She absolutely kills winter with her cashmere knits. But for summer she has done knitted swimsuits? Completely unjustifiable. But I ain’t mad at it. Forget the pool I’m rocking this to Sainsbury’s
Ok, so I have a matter of months before all this is completely irrelevant and we head into autumn winter collections. Damn you fashion seasons!
