Bummy Bitch
Yes its OFFICIAL! I am a Bummy Bitch, now dont get me wrong I’ve always had bummy tendencies how I got through 3 years of a degree is a miracle! However I am now considering makin a career of being a bum… since I am no longer working! Im thinkin what the benefits of being a bum are.. and to be honest I’m coming up with quite a few!
1. Not waking up so God Damn early
2. Watching Maury Povich (5 baby fathers, choose 1)
3. The endless stream of channel U videos I can now watch.. particulary those that talk about ”gettin dat paper’ and having the ‘most swagga’
Ok so I cant think of any other real benefits right now to being jobless, however I’m sure there are many… I mean there has to be right?
booga
February 10, 2009 at 1:38 am
Welcome to the club…
Being unemployed is great (for now, it might not be so great once my savings acct. dries up).
You can:
Pursue artistic pursuits.
Take a ridiculous amount of photos.
Visit an infinite array of blogs.
Catch up on correspondence.
Read the paper in it’s entirety.
Work out.
Have the time to prepare REAL meals.
Finally sew buttons back on and other ish of that nature.
Go gallery hopping.
Window shop all you want (okay, this one can be kinda painful.)
etc., etc.
But, yes, mainly when I’m not at school/practice/internship, I end up eating copious amounts of candy and engaging in youtube zombitude.
ASANTEWA
February 10, 2009 at 2:29 pm
MAURY POVICH ALLDAY ERRDAY!! but you know you need to start jobhunting again when you start progressing onto Jeremy Kyle..
mrw
February 10, 2009 at 2:57 pm
loool! Asantewa never a truer word said im sorry to say ive progressed quite quickly *hangs head in shame*
Gumtree is callin me….
Booga…..why have i not thought about all the greatness you suggested!! although i hear you on the food tip its nice to eat and chill out and it not being close to midnight! lol
shenanigan
February 10, 2009 at 3:19 pm
drag out some ol’ albums actually indulge in some vinyls or playing a c.d. Pull out some of them ol’ dvd’s you wait for the right moment to watch. Watch them now! Invite people round and get them to be a bum with you.Bette Milder is a great day time movie or a bit of Garland. A no brainer. Just stay away from Oprah and Dr. Phil you may actually start to see the reailty of unemployment and not enjoy life’s little pleasures!
Anonymous
February 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Youre some waste chick….a peng!! waste chick though.
Hernandez...
February 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm
^^^^^^^ Haaaaaa!
SHANON
February 10, 2009 at 4:05 pm
i love maury!!!
Anonymous
February 10, 2009 at 4:54 pm
atcn is better than this
Anonymous
February 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm
No its not… all we chat about is Yeezy, Weezy and Maury!!
illsun
February 10, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I was made redundant years ago and spent three days watching sopranos. By the end i was truly depressed. Never watched the show since.
Nothing good comes from sitting round your house
budge
February 10, 2009 at 6:47 pm
if you smoked weed and made beats u wud be havin an even better time!
Phoebe
February 10, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Fuck weed. I bet crack whiles away the time nicely. You only live once, right, Mr W?!
The Almanac
February 10, 2009 at 8:31 pm
well now u can be a full time facebook CID, as you havent got a job to hinder you!!!!!
yup.
February 10, 2009 at 8:45 pm
get a job, wit ur out of work ass!
JK
February 10, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I’m technically jobless but not unemployed!?!??!
Use this opportunity to either…
- Start your own business…
- Rinse the state for all that it is worth, claim every type of benefit going!!
- Get ultra fit and use wasted energy to train for a marathon or tri-athlon.
- Continue to watch throwback Maury from 2003.
The choice is yours.
-
sunny
February 10, 2009 at 9:28 pm
illsun, sopranos is the one. the way thet set the storyline up, its to addictive.
Start on a few series and sleep, go to places locally or stops u ain been to
mrw
February 10, 2009 at 12:29 am
lmfao at facebook CID dear Mr Coker you know me soo well!
now will u start talkin to me!
this is a public APOLOGY
Booga
February 10, 2009 at 12:43 am
@ illsun- I did the same thing (slightly more expanded time frame, but yeah) with The Shield and felt hella depressed after.
But I think a lot of good can come from downtime at home, especially if you’ve just spent a long period of time on the grind, on that go-go-go steez, time at home can be very grounding. And, for people like me who are 50% introvert (or more) it’s like an overdue necessity