Jacqui Smith
MP Jacqui Smith = Shambles
Listen, I’m not not one to judge, I don’t really give a shit if your husband watches porn and claims it on government budgets, I watch porn once in a while, I should actually watch it more, but it’s usually a long process even with the timely invention of youporn.com. And I don’t order expensive porn and put it on my works tab. Who pays for porn these days anyway??? Even so MP Jacqui Smith, current Head of the Home Office is a complete shambles, porn isn’t a cab fare, lunch or tools needed for your trade, it’s porn. Sex on camera. It seems to be gaff after gaff for this woman, she needs to sort herself out. And her husband.
But anyway, big up her husband, that is quite a funny thing to do, she’s butters anyway so if she leaves him it’s cool, he can find another one of them easily.
Thanks.
CB
March 31, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Taxi fare from Westiminster to Victoria station… £10
Working lunch with Gordon Brown… £34.75
Stationery supplies… £5.98
Porn for husband to jizz in his pants… priceless
CB
March 31, 2009 at 3:15 pm
As a government work I must say it is difficult filling out those expense claim forms!
Taxi fare £10
Lunch £34.75
Stationery £5.98
Porn £3.99
John Henry
March 31, 2009 at 6:42 pm
The question here is what the “effreg” is it about power that corrupts! Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men (or shemales as in the case of Mrs Smith) are almost always bad. “People in power are often corrupt, and the more power they possess, the more corrupt they become. It’s a seasoned observation that a person’s sense of morality lessens as his or her power increases and I can think of very few notably exceptions. In short this behavior whilst entirely reprehensible is searingly predictable and invariably excused. I ain’t amused coz these political “johns” are boyin’ off me and everyone else who don’t have a choice about the bumbaclart tax contributions they make. Barefaced shegre!
Charlee
March 31, 2009 at 7:12 pm
As a government worker I must say it is really difficult filling out those expense claim forms:
Taxi fare from Westminster to Victoria £10
Lunch with Gordon Brown £34.75
Stationery and postage £5.98
Adult movies £priceless
a*star
March 31, 2009 at 9:28 pm
LMFAO >charlee
haha touche on the youporn.com call,
gods give to all men
who does pay for porn these days? (retardds > politicains)
Big Ella
March 31, 2009 at 11:25 am
she has given me so much joke, that porn story killed it. she really needs to resign, you just cant come back from that. saying that, a next dibby politician will just take her position, we’ll still get fucked
jordy bongo
March 31, 2009 at 9:31 pm
wtf dis isnt gk twitter comandments
NATTY BONGO
March 31, 2009 at 12:09 am
is it wrong to fancy jacqui smith