10 Twit Commandments

March 31, 2009 by Luke Monaghan

I’m not Biggie… but I have tried my best to lay down some commandments, when I say tried my best, I mean didn’t try very much, which resulted in making up some commandments on the spot and recording it. And these commandments aren’t like Biggie’s either, I might have misled you on the first line, no commandments about murders and drug dealings/takings here. It’s twitter, straight twittering fun…

So live by these commandmennts and your Twitter.com career will blosom.

Innit fam.

16 Responses

  1. s!

    March 31, 2009 at 12:04 am

    this did amuse

  2. EMZ

    March 31, 2009 at 12:53 am

    GK I THINK I’M IN LOVE WIT YOU! ‘LEOPARDS OR SOMETHING’
    B RILLIANT X

  3. Darkcus

    March 31, 2009 at 7:48 am

    This brand of humor is quite obviously an acquired taste innit. Not bad in the production values dept though, camera work etc however the sketch here offers a far more accurate analysis of the phenomenon http://www.imperiousrex.com/blog/the-problem-with-twitter/

  4. frzi

    March 31, 2009 at 11:40 am

    luke…who the fuck is omar…genius squire…the moses of twitter !!!

  5. Roy

    March 31, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    For those that dont know about Omar

    http://www.someecards.com/upload/tv/i_want_to_be_a_shotgun_toting.html

  6. A

    March 31, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    hilarrrrious
    officially attracted to gk

  7. cleen

    March 31, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    wow this was gay

    good self promotion though

    and those lost sad looks at the end of certain statements are FUNNY! funnier than the statements

    should have been a blog entry instead of a vlog

  8. shANON

    March 31, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    gk u legend

  9. l.a.

    March 31, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    sorry but what exactly is twitter. this must mean i’m getting old!! i know its some kind of social networking site but don’t have time to check it out or get involved in another one, facebook is enough. is it any good?

  10. jordy bongo

    March 31, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    match maker match maker match maker….match find me a find catch me a catch

  11. farms

    March 31, 2009 at 9:20 am

    butters guy

  12. Turnip Monster

    March 31, 2009 at 11:17 am

    You work really hard at hiding your speech impediment dont you? This is some seriously seriously painful shit, at what point did you think this was a good idea?

  13. natty bongo

    March 31, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    your an ugly fucker int ya

  14. henry_houdini

    March 31, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    “you want the Twit, YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TWIT!!!”

  15. kels

    March 31, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    lolll. well funny.
    GK is hawt!
    tropical tv is looking gd.

  16. stush

    March 31, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    gk your on allhiphop.com as dude disses diddy! haha loves it

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