My Neck My Back
I think you know where I’m going here.. but I just need to ask the question, is it really important for your man to go downtown on you? I’m asking because it would appear in 2009 men are not available for these services… like ever! I mean what the fuck has happened no man goes there anymore. I thought it was just me who had the problem and my fella being a little selfish twat to put it lightly but NO I started to ask my friends did their fellas do it.. and I got a resounding number of ummm sometimes but not often.. of course I said how often? Stop shuffling the question! I need to know if there is a problem with my relationship OR just my Vajayjay… finally I dragged it out of them! The conclusion was either not often, twice in the whole relationship or on Birthdays.
What the Blood£@%*& is goin on?
Now I know Dancehall ain’t that fucking big that the lyrics have penetrated the mind of every man walking this earth making them all think it’s some heinous crime! Before you get excited I’m not saying a dude should just go down on any old bitch, I agree doing that to any and every woman you come across is some straight foul shit you don’t know whats going on down there! But fellas if this your girl, your wife, confidant, whatever the hell men are calling their women these days why should you not wanna please her and do the damn thing?????????????????!
karma sutra
July 6, 2009 at 9:29 am
maybe your down stairs department is like primark, just not that appealing or maybe its just your man, because it’s one of my favorite pass times but then again i am white and generally the black man thinks his dick is all that matters, trust me if you want your pussy licked pick a white dude, if you just wanna get banged then the black man is what you want. this kinda goes with a post about the trim…. keep that shit clean and you man will be more happy to dive in.
johnsmith
July 6, 2009 at 9:47 am
i wud lick your minge
Kartel
July 6, 2009 at 9:56 am
MrW is on fire with her Carrie Bradshaw antics. You might get a few fruitcakes sticking their oar in, pause, on this one though.
My money is on the man dem not wanting to play their ace card too freely. These days sisters can pretty much do it all for themselves, except getting eaten out. It’s one of our last valued skills in the market so we hold it back to push the price up.
Lewis
July 6, 2009 at 10:22 am
^^^ LMAO!
Wizz
July 6, 2009 at 11:16 am
dancehalls great
gingerkid
July 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Had a chat with my boy Demetri about this last week, he is a self-confessed ‘R.Kelly’ type black guy. He licks ass-holes and shit. Literally and shit.
But go for a white guy in the ‘going down’ department. I’m really good at it, i’m not offering, but if you begged me, I could help you out, just out of friendship and as a favour.
Kartel
July 6, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Shout to GK. That’s a man who’s proud of his eat a peach for an hour badge. Respect.
I’m not the real Vybz Kartel by the way. It was irony. In fact, ladies if you want to get properly served get yourself a Dancehall deejay for your man. They’re probably all at it behind closed doors.
Anonymous
July 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm
MrW…. your a sexy mutha fucka…. i’d lick you all night, infact i’d lick you as much as you want, when you want, i’d be your bitch..
Phoebe
July 6, 2009 at 3:22 pm
^
Speechless.
Willis
July 6, 2009 at 3:56 pm
I like it when chicks start climbing the walls backwards like spiderman and/or go blind. Thats shit makes me happy.
jerk
July 6, 2009 at 4:42 pm
i duno man i think a lot of guys wont willingly admit to going down on a girl, but slyly would do it in the privacy of the bedroom, possibly due to their peers all not owning up to it which could be put down to the dancehall stigma…..
crackstevens
July 6, 2009 at 4:46 pm
i live for muff diving!! rugg munchin is a must just put ketchup on it, or even better throw some cheese on that bitch
hernandez
July 6, 2009 at 4:56 pm
the picture for this post amuses me highly..
Anonymous
July 6, 2009 at 6:46 pm
You guys killed it with the comments! Fuckin hilarious!!!
Cocaine't4kidZ
July 6, 2009 at 12:23 pm
everysingle 1 of my boys dat has been in a long term relationship has done n talk about it all da time probably most of my boys who aint in a relationship has done it too, i say dat wat u feel n fuck wat a mofo has 2 say, u girls can taste my balls n my crack n day
Anonymous
July 6, 2009 at 12:29 pm
fuck the pussy ill lick your butt.
natty bongo
July 6, 2009 at 10:38 pm
FUCK THAT IMMA BADMAN DONT LICK PUSSY BARE THRUSH FACE AND SHIT
natty bongo
July 6, 2009 at 10:41 pm
hahahahaha nah im playin if a guy says he dont lick pussy he is straight gassin your right its wrong to go down on any chick but your girl its bless, and MrW but yer still ill suck a pussy better than your girls, girl looool
dear baboushka
July 6, 2009 at 3:57 pm
never had that problem and i date whoever fancies me..so can’t state this is a race thing. but i know 1 thing for sure.. i wouldnt even be in a relationship with a guy who isn’t as much into oral sex as me..no fucking way.
gbtd
July 6, 2009 at 3:12 pm
bocattin shouldent be an issue.
Kenny Bogota aka Son of a Pimp
July 6, 2009 at 6:35 pm
It’s all about the “Presentation of the Pussy”…. it’s like giving a gift!
what kind of panties she’s wear’n?
Thongs, G-Strings, Boy Shorts are always a plus, I look at those as the “Gift Wrap’n”
Shave’n or Bushy?
Shave’n is preferred. a lil grow back stubble doesn’t bother me but a Garden should be mowed. While ur in the shower your routine should go from armpits, legs, to pussy! Designs in the lower region are always appease’n to the eye. Once had a X-Girl shave a $ down there and tell me to “Put my mouth where her Money is” just use ya’lls symbol for $ for better effect. “The Gift”
Proper Maintenance is Required!
If it smells like the Arsenal Football Locker Room down there, well then your “Gift” is no good!
Good Shit MRW!
P.S to all the ladies, “if he can’t cut the mustard, he should lick the can!”